Friday, November 19, 2010

It has begun

I've just received an open letter from Dr John Hegarty, Provost of Trinity College, on the "financial situation", now that the IMF have arrived and that Ireland plc is officially bankrupt.

In one sense, it makes for grim reading, as even here in the oasis of the university, the time has come to batten down the hatches; there is some very stormy weather ahead. On the other hand however, it is provides a shred of optimism; that with commitment and good leadership, we will find a way to work ourselves out of this mess.

Make up your own mind:

Dear Staff and Students

You are all aware from the media reports that the country is facing challenges which require drastic action on every front and we as a university will have our part to play.

Given the crucial role which high-quality university education will play in bringing the country out of recession, I am hopeful that the case I and the other University Presidents have been making for the past number of years at government level will be reflected in the best case budget for the sector. In my view it would be fatal to cut-back to a point where we cannot even deliver our core mission. Other countries have invested in education and research in their worst moments.

I presented a paper to the Board of the College at its meeting on 10 November in which several scenarios for the Colleges finances for the next five years were presented. A worst case and best case scenario were outlined which ranged from a 20% to 10% cut in the government allocation (core grant plus free fees allocation) resulting in a cut in money terms ranging from €20m (worst case) to €10m (best case) by 2013 over the 2010 level. If allowance is made for an expected downturn in research income and its contribution to overhead costs, and the additional costs that must be factored in for new space are taken into account, the funding available to the College will decrease by a further €10m. Either scenario represents an enormous problem and one that cannot be managed without drastic and far-reaching action.

There is one very positive point in our favour. We are in the fortunate position that, due to prudent management under our new central structures, the College has no budgetary deficit thereby positioning it in a relatively strong position to address the current funding crisis.

In considering the financial projections as presented, the Board agreed that we must take every step within our control to secure the College’s future financial viability. We must consider all actions that can be embedded into the system with a long-term impact without undermining the core mission. Once-off funding may be used in the initial period to off-set the expected decrease in government funding of our activities. The College’s actions will focus on: (a) increasing revenue from non exchequer sources: a number of sources are being considered, including increased recruitment of fee-paying students, and enhanced philanthropy and commercialisation activities; (b) cutting costs by ceasing activities and/or by introducing greater efficiencies in the use of staff resources, supported in large measure by the completion of the College’s estrategy programme.

The Board agreed that my management team, including the Executive Officer Group and its Planning Group, will look at all options to secure the College’s financial future. This work has now started and a process of consultation with Heads of School, Heads of administrative and support areas, and student representatives is underway to seek solutions and mechanisms to address the financial crisis. I would also like to engage the whole community. To this end I will hold a number of public fora at the beginning of December to further discuss the situation and to solicit your suggestions.

The impact of the financial situation on the quality of teaching and the overall student experience is a cause of grave concern and I am extremely appreciative of the efforts being made by staff in all areas of the College to cope with the reduced staff numbers already taking place over the last two years. My colleagues in the IUA and I have been working actively with the HEA and the Department of Education and Skills to find solutions and to secure the best possible arrangements for the College within the context of the Employment Control Framework.

It is inevitable that personal cuts in pay, the current lack of promotional opportunities, the prospect of increased student charges as well as the adverse nature of much public commentary will have an impact on the morale of our College community, but there is also a resilience and a determination to succeed that is helping us to achieve our goals and to meet our obligations, notwithstanding the unprecedented extent of the current national crisis. By creative planning and looking at all options – short and long term – I am optimistic that we can seize the opportunities offered by the current crisis and emerge stronger and very well placed to contribute to the country’s inevitable recovery.

I hope that the government in whatever form will not take such steps as to fatally damage the system.

John Hegarty
Provost

Friday, November 12, 2010

Correspondence

As part of training, we get regular (usually three times daily) updates from our coach, via email. Now granted that there are about about 35 novices in the group, the mailing list is still being sent out to near two hundred people, so obviously there are lots of people who don't row, yet they are still being inundated by Neal's emails.

Last week, there was a rather amusing incident when I emailed everybody on the mailing list about hiring tuxedoes for next week's Boat Ball. When I found this response in my inbox, I was both puzzled and delighted at the hilarity of the situation.

Here was the original mail:

From: MJB
To: Novices mailing list

Hi guys

For anyone considering going to the Boat Ball, I just checked the rates with the place that I get my tuxes from.

They will do a group rate of €49.50 when there is a group of ten people or more. The normal hire rate for a tux is €75.00, so it's a good deal if there's a group of guys who want to hire tuxedoes.

The place is Aston Formalwear, in Temple Bar; so it's in Temple Bar around the corner from O'Connell Bridge, about three minutes away from Front Arch.

Anyway, it's an idea worth considering.

Regards

MJB

To which this reply came:

From: Cameron Kenny
To: Neal, MJB

Hi. can you all please delete me from your mailing lists? I keep trying to block one sender, and then someone else on this enormous contact list e-mails me again.

I'm a woman living in Montana. Please stop e-mailing me! :-) Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!

At which point, I couldn't but respond:

From: MJB
To: Cameron Kenny

Hi Cameron

Are you sure you don't want to rent a tux?

Regards

MJB

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Elbow typing

This ad caught my eye earlier and I loved it. In general, I'm a huge fan of the "Here come the girls" campaign by Boots; they have really owned that tune. This one made me smile and laugh, probably because I remember interviewing for a job in a call centre. I really love the elbow typing, it's a sublime touch. Anyway, cheers to Boots, it's great stuff! Hope you enjoy...


Not doing gifts

Another cracker (ha ha, geddit) from Boots. Normally I would think it's too early for Christmas at this juncture in early November, but for this case I'll make an exception!


Here come the girls!

Made at the boat club

Take That's latest music video was shot down at the Dublin University Boat Club in Islandbridge, resulting in my feelings of "that looks awful familiar" as I watched the start of the video. I'm used to the view of the boats and the blades, so when I saw the feet lifting the boat out I was very surprised to find the faces were not those of the Trinity crew. I think the Trinity crew are definitely better looking!

Anyway here's the video, you can judge for yourself. I think that it's a bit nonsensical really. I'm pretty sure that there is not such thing as a five person boat, and also there is no way that one could row and sing simultaneously. We could, of course, try incorporating the song into our playlist for circuit training, but I think that that would bomb rather quickly. Still, the boathouse looks good!


Friday, November 5, 2010

Wee Daphne


Here's a rather heart warming and well-reasoned piece by an American mother whose five year old boy wanted to go as Daphne from Scooby Doo for Hallowe'en this year.

Fair play to this woman. She is obviously clear-thinking and sensible, and she argues her case with poignancy and understanding. She not only describes, but she also tackles people's prejudices head on. I'm very impressed!

Gaga in a 2:2

The Guardian reports today about the University of South Carolina which is offering a module in Lady Gaga Studies.

One can only imagine what it would consist of, but the Guardian has written a rather humourous yet withering piece about it.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Be our guest


I'll admit it: I've been singing this for the last two days. It's too good not to! My favourite lyric is "Try the grey stuff; it's delicous. Don't believe us? Ask the dishes!"

Disney at its best!