If a man lieth with a mouse, than it is an abomination and both man and mouse shall be put to death.

Yeah, that's right. Mice. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

The guy involved appears to be a bit of a character, so to speak - in so much as he was caught smuggling $34 million worth of cocaine.

But it wasn't only mice, it also featured dogs and horses. And one man who was filmed riding a horse (geddit) actually died from the injuries that he received.

Bizarre.