Wall to wall bastards.

The Onion reports today that China is on course to replace the United States as the world's number one asshole.

Now if you're offended by gratuitous coarse language, you probably shouldn't click the link, but here's a taster, just to make your eyes burn.

"Although the U.S. will remain among the worlds two or three biggest cocks through much of this century, we can now confidently project that China, with its soaring economic growth, ever expanding cultural influence, and total disregard for basic human rights, will overtake America as King Prick Numero Uno within the next 10 years."

We'll all be cursing in Chinese by 2020.