And in other news, the Pope is Catholic.

Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet. Only took him what, ten years. BBC news describes reaction to the news as ranging from "support to indifference". Indifference might even be too strong a term.

I had an old boss who used say "If it walks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck; you don't need a bloody ornithologist to tell you it's a duck."

Oh well, will we watch one of his videos for old time's sake? Should it be renamed "He gets banged"?